I'm Sorry Manson, truely.

Get ready Manson, your about to be accused Once Again for a school shooting you had nothing to do with.

I am not going to make light of a shooting but when every reporter is stating this:

(Crime Library) — A young man wearing a black Marilyn Manson concert shirt, black jeans, and black-painted finger nails walked into SuccessTech Academy today armed with two .38 caliber revolvers, and opened fire, shooting four people before turning a gun on himself.

It kind of already makes light of the situation, because it has been done already.

I realize to people who still watch the news watch it specifically for this shit. Is it necessary to mention what type of shirt and nail polish the person was wearing? It is not going to give us answers as to why Asa Coon decided to shoot four people and then kill himself. The good (and I use that term loosely) Christians of America love a “go to guy,” when shit gets scary and people start dieing, “let us blame the music people.”

Haven’t we blamed Manson enough, really, the poor guy makes music that relates to him, he writes about shit in his life. Lately, he has been writing some sappy bullshit that I cannot handle, but still it is all about him. In no way is Manson singing about going to a school and killing your teachers and then yourself. I have never heard any song of his that even hints to this. If you want a reason for the shooting or a go to guy pick this one:

Police have identified the shooter as Asa H. Coon, a 14-year-old student who had been suspended from school last week for fighting. Details remain sketchy, however, it appears the shooting first started in a bathroom area after a student identified as Michael Peek punched Coon in the face.

"Coon came out of the bathroom and bumped Mike and he (Mike) punched him in his face," said student Rasheem Smith, 15. "Mike started walking. He shot Mike in the side."

I wonder what would happen if the News Reporters actually did their job and took an interview with this Michael Peek, and ask him why he felt that punching someone in the face for bumping into them was rational human thing to do. I wonder what would happen if a reporter instead of making it all about this gothic music and persona would make it about intolerance in schools and how schools do nothing to protect the children. Sure, you have “code blues” and “metal detectors” but what about the kids. Kids are the most evil creatures in America, because they are clones of their horrible ignorant parents. Kids take it to the extreme because they still think they are untouchable, so to them punching a guy in the face because he bumped into you was completely logical.

Who is to blame for the Asa Coon shooting people and then taking his own life? All the Michael Peeks of the world that is who. The ones who hate themselves so much they feel it is their duty to torment the kids who their parents think are “not normal.” If parents actually sat their children down at a young age and told them what my mother told me, there probably wouldn’t be any school shootings. This is what she said:

If you ever, laugh, bully, pick on, call names, or say anything racist, and I find out, your going to find out exactly what if feels like to be hated for who you are. I’ll bully you, laugh at you, pick on you, and call you names, we’ll see how much fun you get out of it.

That set me straight. A parent showing their children compassion and knowledge is the best thing for them. Letting them know that you do not appreciate these types of behaviors will set them straight.

Marylin Manson is not the problem, parents and their children are because everyone is so fucking brainwashed into thinking that their way is righteous and your way is the devil’s worship. People need to wake the fuck up and realize they are being controlled by the government and media into not thinking for themselves. These people (government and media) are spoon-feeding you bullshit and you all eat it up.

Bullying is a HUGE problem and why after all these years of school shooting have we done NOTHING about it!!! However they did successfully stop Marilyn Manson from performing in some cities, and I am sure their scratching their heads as to why, why school shootings continue to happen.

I guess it will have to take a rocket scientist to help the poor bastards of America, understand.

There is a profile* on MySpace.com allegedly belonging to Coon. On October 9, the day before the shooting, he wrote the following disturbing message in his blog:
"F—k life, I'm sick of this s—t. I'm sick and tired of this s—t. People at school pissing me off all the time, the teachers are all a—holes. I got suspended yesterday for fighting with some faggot even though he started s—t with me. F—k all of them, I hate everyone there. I hate the school and I hate f—king Cleveland."

I hear you Asa, and even though I think you are a sick fuck, I know it is not entirely your fault. There are far better choices to make in dealing with school pressure and killing people is not one of them. I know going to a school counselor and telling them your being bully wouldn’t do anything but put you on a list and judging by your Myspace picture you were probably already on this list. Which is not fair but still, I hear you and I wish people would learn a few things from what you did and actually take a step forward in preventing anything of this nature from happening again.

May your energy haunt that fucking school for your own personal vengeance. Oh yeah and MM fucking ROCKS!!!!

So many Covers, "Umbrella"

Man i have no idea what is up with this song and all the flipn covers are doing of it. i hate the original because they put that robotic effect on all the music coming out these days that it all just sounds the same. It also makes me assume these people can't really sing.

Tegan and Sarah do their own version which i love because their actually singing it.


This one is of Gerard from "My Chemical Romance", now the odd thing about this is that the entire audience knows the song. Isn't "My Chemical Romance" the anti-Rihanna type of music?


This one from Mandy Moore, is by far my favorite. Go Mandy!!!

Fuck Peta, Lacy! Fuck Them!!!

Here is what i love about Peta, and this comes directly from my roommate who was ranting and raving about it a couple of nights ago. Peta people are fucking crazy! Their right up there with the Christians and abortion protesters. Only Peta takes it to the extreme, they make a lot of money from their followers and endorsements because they lead people to believe they genuinely care about the treatment of animals. Peta kills more animals daily then they save them. The found a money making machine business which was heightened because of the crazy passionate followers who believe whatever you tell them and decided to stick with it even though their HUGE liars and KILLERS!

As my roommate said, "Everyone, i mean everyone even those bastard Peta fuckers have all benefited from animal testing at some point." She went on to say, "I'm sure people of the world are happy they don't have small pox, or makeup that makes their face break out, or shampoo that makes their hair fall out, and you know why that doesn't happen because at some point all that shit was tested on animals so humans wouldn't have to worry or die anymore, so you know what Fuck Peta!"

I agree, Fuck Peta. Now I'm not saying i condone animal testing or the wearing of fur. I don't think we should kill animals for the sake of fashion. I also don't think we should be hunting animals as sport, that's just ridiculous to me. I just have a problem with people who feel it is necessary to tell people what the should and shouldn't do when they themselves are guilty of the same thing. In Peta's case maybe guilty of a little more.

Lacy, you crazy fucking bitch, your a fucking idiot, your preaching about how you love animals and hate the cruelty they are subjected to, yet you support the very people who kill animals. Your a fucking winner Bitch!

I just saw this bitches myspace, and let me just tell you, "Coo, Coo, Coo, Coo." She has a whole bunch of Peta people backing her up and her headline talks about saving animals, she even has her own rescue myspace page for animals. How cute she's advertising her stupidity! Bless her.

Here is Lacy supporting her Peta Liars!!

Mom's Rule!!!

My mom fucking rules, seriously, everyone should have a mom like mine. When I turned 21, I sat and looked at my pathetic lack of life and said, “I need to experience some shit.” So I called some people up and hooked up some marijuana. I had never tried marijuana because it never interested me. My families a bunch of hippy musicians love the pot, which is probably why I never had the desire to do it.

I was with my mom when I hooked up the friends and pot and told her as I was leaving, “Mom, I’m going to smoke some pot.” She said, all right, you call me if you need anything or if you start, freaken out. That was it, she said, “Have fun.”

My mom is all about people being individuals and making mistakes you can learn from. Plus I was 21, you know, she has no hold over me. I respect my mother and I tell her everything. This isn’t why my mom fucking rules though, it is just the preface.

Last year I had the unfortunate pleasure of going to a Bruins game. If you are not into idiot asshole jocks in college then Bruins games are not for you. We also tailgated something I just do not get or care to understand. It is like camping with out the tents, why bother? So there are all the drunken people, acting like complete fools, surrounding me and all I wanted to do was get high and fade them all out. I took Amy, my mom’s girlfriend for a walk and we tried to find a spot where I could smoke without anyone knowing. I was successful, but did not get high enough because we had to walk over to the stadium for the game.

As we are all walking to the game, I say to my mother, “I really want to smoke this before I go in.” She said, “Pick a spot and I will block you.” We got right up to the porter potties because everyone had to pee, so I took off into a building right behind the porters. It was still open so my mom who is a big woman stood right in front of me watching my back while I watched the front. I got fucked up!!

She ruled because she thought nothing of it, nothing. She wants to grow it for me, because she loves to garden, and every time I leave her house she is all, “You got your pot?” When I show up and start smoking she always says, “Where’s my seeds!?” I dig this woman, she is a hip, hip lady, and I love her. How many parents would do this, you know. Every parent is so uptight when it comes to pot because people believe what the government tells them. If pot were as bad as they say it is, why would they prescribe that shit for, Asthma, Back pain, Insomnia, and Glaucoma? Do you know I drive while I am high, I know, ohhhhh how irresponsible, but seriously that’s how innocent pots is, I started smoking pot when I was 21, I’m 24 now, and I am an extremely safe driver. If I am fucked up then I am not driving, but if I am, cool, then I do it. Trust me I drive a lot better then some of you anti-pot fucked up drivers.

I can smoke pot all night long, and wake up never feeling the effects. I can go 6 months without pot and not even notice. My thoughts go to deeper levels and I find I am more interested in life and the way it works and controls us. I am creative sober and when I am high it is taken to another level. I feel inner peace, and at one with my self. I am not running away from anything, I am just taping into my inner self. I really think the world would be a better place if everyone just mellowed the fuck out and smoke some pot every once and while.

Wonderful, Wonderful Wizard

Oh man does everybody need to be hip to "The Guggenhiem Grotto" band! Seriously, these two guys have a set of pipes on him. I stumbled across "The Guggenhiem Grotto" on Napster with their neat little Fastforward button. Which means they show you a few cds of the new upcomers. I heard this song, "Wonderful Wizard" and fell in love. It's a funky little song also the most unique on the album. Check them out, their good live.

Band Names

i've been having the strange urge to tell people to Lick It! I don't know why, could be an onset of terrets, could be i've just lost my mind... Seriously, i just want to tell people to Lick it, but not in a vulger way, in a more "Hi," "Bye," sort of way. Like Aloha being hello, goodbye...i don't know why i say goodbye when I say hello...i digress...I want to name my rock band Lik It! My folky band will be named something else, because Lik It fits rock. You can't have some earthy crunchy chicks like the Indigo Girls calling them selves Lik It, it just won't fit. Nobody would get it, you know?I like Lik It, because every night after i'm done "rockn a million faces" i will say to the audience, "Thank you and Lik It!" It cracks me up....

I think i want my folk band name to be Otis...but i don't know why yet.

I'm calling BS!

Boy survives two-hour flight to Moscow hanging onto plane wing

MOSCOW, September 24 (RIA Novosti) - A 15-year-old boy from the Urals suffered acute frostbite after riding the wing of a Boeing-737 plane on a two-hour flight from Perm to Moscow, Russian radio station Mayak reported on Monday.

After clinging on for the entire 1300-kilometer (808-mile) flight to Vnukova Airport, the boy, named Andrei, collapsed onto the tarmac. His arms and legs were so severely frozen that rescuers were at first unable to remove his coat and shoes, the radio station said.

No way!!! i don't buy man! The airport did not confirm this story they said, "We have no information on this." The department of air and transportation confirmed the story, but who are they really. Here is why the boy hopped on the plane:

"The boy reportedly made the journey after a commonplace domestic dispute. Angry with his father, who reportedly has a drinking problem, and with his mother for siding with her husband in family rows, Andrei ran away to the neighboring village, where his grandmother lives. On reaching the village, he decided to go on, and hitched a 220-km (137-mile) ride to the regional center, Perm, where he was dropped off at the airport. "

Right! This is ridiculous! How did he get on to the runway? How did he get on the wing, when it's how many feet high? Why didn't anyone see him on the wing, and say something? How did he handle the altitude? More importantly, how did he manage to maintain his grip on the wing, to hold on for 2 hours in 900MPH speed?

Does the Airport, or Russia, need some press, or what? I don't get this story, because it is highly unlikely, highly. There are all sorts of gaps that don't fit and unless every single person at the Airport were not doing their jobs and picking their noses, i'm going to call bullshit on this story.

Way to go Cuba! Sticking it to the "Man"

Cubans walk out during Bush U.N. speech

Way to stick it to Bush Foreign Minister Felipe Perez Roque! Even though i highly suspect your misleading your people, country, and the rest of the world, about the status of Fidel's health. I happen to think he is no longer running your country. Still, WAY TO GO! You don't have to sit through negative talking by an idiot, and you knew it. Way to give the Fuck You Bitch!!! In your face Bush, Cuba totally stole your shine! Haaha

I agree, for Bush to say, "In Cuba, the long rule of a cruel dictator is nearing its end," is not only ironic, but hypocritical as well. Bush has just as much blood on his hands as Fidel, or more because i'm starting to not believe what the government says of Cuba, or any other country.

Who is to say they didn't make shit up. I don't need proof either, because millions of people still believe God' creation of man, even when factual documents from scientist claim Evolution is how we came to be. So i take blind faith that the Government makes shit up! i bet the Chinese are pretty peacefull and are not harboring animosity with nuecular weapons. Kind of like when they said Iraq has Weapons of Mass Distruction, but we never saw them.

When ever Bush speaks i think of it all as a Best Selling Novel, that he is poorly reading.

You know who i think should be president, they guy who writes the Presidents Speeches. Whats the point of being President if you can't write your own speeches. Their just pons, man!

Uh-Oh Looks like we have another Evil Do'er

Is it fair to call a foreigner an Idiot? Some would say yes because the French call us idiots, but the French speak the truth so it's not mean, its facts. However Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has made some quotes that can justify me saying he's an Idiot, so now it won't be mean it will be fact. Like this quote for instance"

“In Iran we don’t have homosexuals like in your country. In Iran we do not have this phenomenon. I don’t know who’s told you that we have this.”

Mother Nature told us Bitch!!!! As if Homosexuality is some common disease, right. Have you ever heard of scientist Mahmoud? What a stupid, stupid comment to make at NYU! I'm lost for words i really am. Like where do you get your facts from or your research from. I know why you think you have no homosexuals, its because you kill anyone who is. Your creating your own holocaust man, your the modern day Hilter!

Two things will happen, First, George Bush will feel insulted that Iran is basically saying America creates homosexuals and will then find "weapons of mass destruction" which will inevitably result in another war to exterminate the evil do'ers...again. Watch out Mahmoud, you say what happened to Saddam, hey i know maybe call up Osama, see where he's chillin. I guarantee American soldiers will never find you.

Second, George Bush will ask Muhmoud to take him under his wing and explain how to rid America of the evil do'er homosexuals. Yeah, that is right, George Bush will be the American Hitler and kill all the homosexuals, all in the name of America, and God and most importantly, Money! He'll keep a few famous homo's like Tom Cruise because he's so America, and parade him around as if he was a dinosaur skeleton.

"Look kids, a real life homo, i bet you never thought you'd see one them ever, huh? Good ol Bush, he got rid of them but knew they would be a part of history so he saved some and keeps them locked up in glass cases so we can all ohh and ahh over them. Be careful though little Jimmy, you don't want to touch them cause you could get AIDS, or the homosexuality will rub off and you could be a homo and then we would have to kill you because homo's are bad!"

Poor Iran, i mean they don't get the pleasure of going to 5 gay pride parades in one month. They will never understand the beauty that was Queer as Folk. They won't ever get to join PFLAG, or go to a white party EVER! I feel bad for Iran because any place that doesn't have Homosexuals, is a lonely, dark and frigid place. It will never be a happy place to visit or live in, because there are no Homosexuals to inspire: hope, love, inner strength, and fashion!

I can't believe they do this

Campus Squeeze has this "25 ugliest Celebrities" list, which is pretty accurate. Though i wouldn't go so far as to call them ugly. Ugly is such and ugly word and i hate calling anyone ugly. These people are just not traditionally thought of as attractive, is all. Though i will say i have to dispute a couple.

William Dafoe, is not UGLY!!! How dare the person who came up with this ridiculous list say William Dafoe is ugly! i fucking love the Dafoe, he's brilliant, that automatically takes him off the ugly list dammit!!

Steve Buscemi?! Steve, hopped on a fire truck and assisted in the rescuing of 9/11 victims, how could anyone ever call him ugly. I love his teeth, i think they make him who his is. i happen to think Steve Buscemi is an attractive guy and should not be on this list. I mean Mr. Pink, come on!!!!

Dispute, Dispute, Dispute! On the bases that Goldie Hawn is in her 60's okay, the women was a babe in her day. Immediate disqualification if your old. Sorry, but its not fair. Like she can prevent wrinkles and ageing skin.

At least i'm not the only one!

I want to thank the person who wrote this. It is always nice to see your own thoughts about the music today and the so called artists (kanye) who pollute the music industry.

I know NIN but i was never a HUGE NIN fan. Perfect Drug and Closer were the two songs that sucked me in to NIN and i have seen a couple of concerts. I also loved his TRUTH about music from one of his shows, because it is the TRUTH!

I dig this cat Trent, because 1. he's a genius, 2. he's a sexy beast 3. he knows who he owes his sucess to 4. he's an artist 5. did i mention he's a sexy beast.

All kidding aside, i loved the whole concept he did with this last album, the websites and secret concert. If that isn't showing fan appreciation, i don't know what else will. Thank you Trent for keeping the hope in music ALIVE!

Why is this such a big deal?

The first thing my mother told me when i could fully understand was Hate was intolerable. She said if she ever caught me using hateful words that she would turn them around on me, to see how it felt to be hated for who i was. I never forgot that, and i do not ever intend to. Hating people for who they are is foreign to me, and everyday hate grows stronger and everyday i grow more confused.

My boss is a chain smoker, and he ran out of cigarettes this morning. I took his car to the 7-Eleven, when i got in he was listening to OutQ - Gay radio on XM i believe. They were talking about a senator, or congress man in San Diego who has a gay daughter, who was anti- gay marriage but has now changed his views.

My instant thought, "Are we still talking about Gay Marriage!" Come on, people just need to get over it, seriously. It is like the slave days all over again, "No don't let them be free, they'll kill us."

Which by the way white'y, "You totally deserve to die for what you people have done to the Indians, Africans, Asians, and Jews."

Here is what i don't understand, "How is two men or women getting married going to effect everyone else in the world in a negative way?" A chick here at work is getting married this weekend, is it affecting me in any negative way, no! It never will!

We're not protecting the kids, which is what they like to claim, "Oh if children see it they will have problems in the future." Kind of like all those video games with violence you let sell, or the movies that promote violence that you allow to be sold, or the television programs, and the Paris Hilton's, and musicians who promote violence and sex and all the other bullshit in America, that you still let influence our young generation. Where is that protection.

My cousin who is 14 and was raised without hate and ignorance, has been brought up around homosexual relationships. He's an honor roll student and has a very high IQ. He will grow up to be a well rounded individual who has no knowledge of hating people for race, sex, orientation, religion, or creed. That's more than i can say for 90% of the world who let the hate and ignorance pass down to another generation.

The government is running the world according to a best seller book. A published book of recollections of someones ideas. Someone who can not prove their existence nor can any scientist or religious icon. Yet i do believe there is a law or a rule that you must not bring religion into any business, or public school. That is a fact, i mean you can get fired for having Jesus as your background. So why is the government breaking their own rules, or laws for the sake of "marriage?" Which by the way, straight people ruined marriage, they did. Funny how only homosexuals seem to get the whole idea of marriage. The same straight people who believe its "gods" way to allow a meth baby to be born and then sit in an orphanage for the rest of their crippling lives because "God" says its a sin to abort. This is their logic.

The government who opposes gay marriage are all hypocrites, their all in sheep's clothing. We all know deep down they all have thought about the same sex, once or twice. They hate themselves for it so we all suffer because of it.

I don't believe in straight, bi, or gay, i believe in attraction. It is a powerful thing and you can not help who you are attracted to. No matter what!

Ask anyone who has a significant other if they "choose" to be attracted to them, or if it was something they had no control over?

This gave me a great idea!

I love the Viper Room, something abou it being Johnny's place, you can't help but love it. Though it is a toss up of which i love more the Viper Room or this band flier. Hmmmm!

This flier gave me the greatest idea for my band flier (when i get a band of course) here is what i want:

I want the current Pope, to be all homo with Perez Hilton, maybe even getting married while an abortion is being performed right in front of them. I want the caption to say, "Just as we suspected Pope'y sucking dick and killing babies, all in the name of Jesus!"

I can't wait to start a band! Call ourselves the PopeFags! Love it! Or the HomoCones, get it as in the cones they wear on their head that look an awefully lot like the KKK. Just saying!

Can i just say as well, that the flier above is totally fucked up and somewhere in by black cold heart is a warm spot for her. It sucks being a druggie slut, whose parents could really give two shits about, but you choose it and thought it was hip, so you ahve no one to blame but your self coke'y!

Why, Marc Why?

Marc Ronson’s “Stop Me” single that he released irritates me. I saw the video on LOGO and I almost felt insulted. Here is the thing, if you have seen the video; Daniel Merriweather the singer, is in a club trying to hook up with women. Daniel Merriweather is clearly, a homosexual, I mean there is no debate about it he’s gay. He cannot even act straight; I can see right through him. The video is extremely sad and uncomfortable.

LOGO Channel should have not showed the video because it knocks what they are all about. Here is a guy who is clearly gay but too ashamed to admit it and wants to make money so he tried to act straight, because he is ashamed. Bad LOGO bad!

Marc Ronson clearly hired a gay man to sing a straight song, which is all right by me but making him do a video where he is singing about a women or chasing a women is ridiculous and insulting. If you want to appeal to the straight people and want to sell records do it with integrity, have the video show Daniel singing but the story plot with too other actors (one who is straight or believable as straight), or hey grow some fucking balls and show Daniel trying to hook up with some guys, that would fucking rule!!!
Watching the video that is what I thought, “This video would be so much better if he was cruising for guys instead of girls.”

It was just a bad concept for a video. I do however dig the entire CD!

Oh and i use to date a guy who looked just like Marc Ronson and let me just say, "Marc Ronson is a SEXY Bitch!!" Those lips kill me!

Stalker!

James Taylor is stalking me, which is not necessarily a bad thing. Everywhere I go lately if there is music playing, it is James Taylor. Weird, not so much. I go through months where I will listen to a CD non-stop and usually I feel like I am being stalked because I hear songs from the CD everywhere I go. James Taylor has been my mood for the last month, so naturally he is stalking me.

James Taylor, makes me want to be a better persona. He puts a smile on my face, and send a feeling through me that I would like to never go away. I don’t know if it’s nostalgic because I wasn’t alive in the James Taylor era, but it’s the best way I can describe what James Taylor does for me. I just want to braid my hair, burn my bra, and frolic in fields of purple flowers.

Steamroller, is by far my favorite song by James Taylor.

Green means GO!

Has anyone noticed in the last few years the Green Light just does not hold true to its meaning anymore? I have and it frustrates me!

Maybe the rules of the road have changed and nobody told me. Is the Red Light the new Green? It seems that way, I sit at Green Lights waiting for people to figure out that Green means Go and by the time I get to the cross section, the light turns Red. It is funny because when it turns Red everyone suddenly speeds up to cross the intersection. I guess red does mean go.

I fucking hate people when I am driving. When the light turns Green and my foot is on the brake pedal for more than 30 sec, I start to lose it, I really do. I do not understand how people can just mozy on through as if their the only ones on the road. If I am at a left turning signal and it turns green and I see one car go and then the car behind him lets a 3 car gap get between him and the first car because he decides to take his sweet ass time, I fucking lose it. I become a raving bitch because now I have to wait through another cycle of lights, and waste more gas, all because some inconsiderate PRICK doesn’t know how to fucking DRIVE.

Ugh!!! I am so done with California; it really is the home base for Assholes who suck the inner peace out of you. FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA!!!!!

Crazy Days and Nights

Today is the day, i'm excited! I should be excited that its my birthday today but i'm really not into birthdays. I'm excited because ENT Lawyer over at CrazydaysandNights will finally reveal the Blind Item i have researched for countless hours. Finally!!! Seriously i spent 4 hours of my life on Saturday trying to finally guess this GD Blind Item. I got my roommate, "Two Times" on it and then she got my mother on it and then my mother got my uncle on it. It has been a long month!

I want it to be Norma Shearer because she looks a lot like Henry Ainley, but due to the recent hint ENT gave it is more than likey "Alice Brady." Boo! We all wanted it to be explosive, like a Grace Kelly magnitude. We still haven't found out who the "Timmy" is or the A-List actor "Timmy" was involved with. So i am looking forward to a great reveal, and it better be worth it

Don't Call Me a Model!

A couple of weeks ago I emailed a listing from Craig’s List: Wanted Print AD Models! I rec’d a response the very next day stating that I “had a good look for print ads” and to, “Please call to schedule an appointment.”

Three Tuesday’s ago I met with Artist Management, a division of The Hollywood Management Co., specifically a classy man named Dillon. He was very easy to speak with and very up front. I was chewing gum and he was all, “First lesson, never chew gum.” I apologized and he said, “Hey, I don’t give a shit, it’s just gum but potential employers have issues with it.”

He broke my looks down and said, “You’re very pretty.” Then he proceeded to say, “Wow, those lips are great are they yours?” I told him, “Since birth, they didn’t call me duck lips for nothing.” Then he said, “You know women all over pay lots of money for lips like that, and that hair, you have great hair, yeah, I see you doing all these hair ads and lots of lipstick, lots of it.” I said, “Thank you” and thought it was funny because I never wear lipstick, I think it makes my lips look huge. Then he said, “here is what happens, Mary Brady is the modeling agent and she decides who she wants, I do the initial interviews to weed out the models, then I take the applications back to her and we discuss. I’m giving you an A++ because I think you’re an absolute doll and I believe you could make a lot of money.” Out of 300 emails Mary responded to 40, out of the 40 only 4-5 models will be choosen.

A week later Dillon calls me and says, “Mary wants you, welcome aboard!” I was so flipn excited I went and told everyone the news. Dillon also hooked me up with this photographer for my Lifestyle fashion shots for a ZED card. Which is a card with about 3-4 pictures of you in your clothes posing and crap, casting agents needs this to cast for models. It’s a lot different then a head shot when it comes to modeling, I guess.

Last Friday I had an appointment with the photographer and we shot all along Wilshire Blvd. I had this knitted shit that was waist long but longer when you pulled it down. I also happened to bring some tights. The photographer decided that this would be a perfect outfit. Me in this shirt with black tights and stiletto boots…in a shirt that barely covered my ass, I did it I have no qualms about nudity, if people want to see my ass naked (not a pretty site) then so be it, more power to them. Apparently people did want to see my ass because as I was shooting in this alley way I turned around to put my pants back on and there was a few guys waiting for the bus just gawking. Every location shot we did someone was whistling out their window as they drove by, it was obnoxious, it really was. I mean it’s LA for Christ sakes they should be use to this shit!

I have to go back tomorrow to check out my photos and bring them home. I’m looking forward to how they look, and what I look like. I’m always insecure when it comes to photographers I don’t know because they don’t know me. I work with my roommate “Two Times” and she knows how to shoot me she just gets me at all the right angles and when you look at the picture it still maintains my integrity, you know. I took headshots for my school and I walked away seriously disappointed. The woman just pointed her camera and clicked she did not even pay attention to angles or proportions. Moreover, the photos did not look at all like me. So I guess until then….

...and they look all just the same!

Actual photo of Santa Clarita

"Little Boxes on the Hill side Little Boxes full of ticky tack..."

Santa Clarita: Home of the ruddest, racists, materilistic, wastes of space you'll ever meet.

My city of residence is nicknamed, “Little Hollywood” because all the movies and television shows out right now have mostly been filmed here in good ol Santa Clarita, a.k.a. Center of Hell.

My roommate “Two Times” recently went back home to Minn. She tells me that when ever she goes back the first thing her extended family asks is, “Have you seen any movie stars.” “Two Times” has said that most people who do not live in California always assume that you will see a star every time your walk out of your house.

Hate to break to everyone who does not live in California but I was born and raised in Los Angeles, going on 24 years now. Here in my 24 years of life are all the stars I have seen or met:

Rosanne Barr – Not very friendly
Lark Voorhies aka Lisa Turtle – Also not very friendly
Damon Waynes – Passed by him
Ellen – VERY COOL
Alice Cooper – Waited with him along with other for baggage at airport
Ashton Kutcher – Very funny and VERY NICE
Danny Masterson – Very Personable
Topher Grace – Not friendly
The rest of the cast of “That 70’s Show” – everyone except Mila Kunis, she left right at curtain call
The guy who played the rich kid in Cool Runnings – Held the door open for us
Danny Dvito – Ameoba records he was looking for Rita his wife but he was so little he couldn’t see over the aisle he bumped into me looking for her in the Blues Section.
Emett from Queer as Folk – He was in a parade
Malcolm Jamal Warner – Don’t really remember him I was like 7
Charlie Sheen – Just saw him at a dodger game
The hot black guy from CSI original – He came to a screeching halt at a stop light in his Porsche.
Jorge Garcia aka Hurly from Lost – Totally the most awesome guy you will ever meet.

I recently just saw Lynne Spears at a drive thru for Coffee Bean. She was irritating me, to the max. She pulled up to the drive thru order box and after she ordered she drove about 7 inches, stopped for about 30 seconds to pull out her phone. Then after she got her coffee and it was my turn to pull up she decided to move about 7 inches and then stop to adjust something or other and after another 45 seconds she decided to move after I shouted, “Come Lady figure it out.”

For the record I can not be sure it was her but it had all the symptoms of her.
1. Driving in Santa Clarita – Her daughters show Zoey 101 is filmed out here
2. Driving a White Range Rover – I’ve seen the younger daughter and Lynne photographed in a white Range Rover
3. Hair – Had the mid length mom do with bangs, brown
4. Eyes – Had those same sunglasses she always wears
5. Wrinkles and mouth – had the same wrinkles around her mouth.

This warms my energy

I read this article in The Chronical Herald:

Two students at Central Kings Rural High School fought back against bullying recently, unleashing a sea of pink after a new student was harassed and threatened when he showed up wearing a pink shirt.

The Grade 9 student arrived for the first day of school last Wednesday and was set upon by a group of six to 10 older students who mocked him, called him a homosexual for wearing pink and threatened to beat him up.

The next day, Grade 12 students David Shepherd and Travis Price decided something had to be done about bullying.

"It’s my last year. I’ve stood around too long and I wanted to do something," said David.

They used the Internet to encourage people to wear pink and bought 75 pink tank tops for male students to wear. They handed out the shirts in the lobby before class last Friday — even the bullied student had one.

"I made sure there was a shirt for him," David said.

This kind of shit just gets me, it really does. I sat and read this story and couldn't help but smile. To think two teenage boys decided that making fun of someone for the color of their clothing was un-acceptable. What an empowering thought for them to have, so much that they decided not just thinking it was enough, they had to do something.

These two are very clever because here is the thing, i'm sure half of the kids that wore these Pink tops were some of the few who made fun, or thought of making fun of the 9th grader. Probably because the two bullies were making fun of them. That's what teenagers do, they follow because they don't want to appear "un-cool."

David Shepard and Travis Price, 12th grader geniuses, decided that them two alone could not prove a point, but thought if you involve the "followers" a point could be proven in a very positive way.

These two created a silent protest against school bullying, these two threw the absurdities of the world in the faces of the ones who perpetuate it. School officials do jack shit about bullying, they see it as making a kid "tough" and that it is healthy. Parents also see it as this way, and are quick to fault the victim as being too weak to stick up for themselves. Parents are the perpetuals of hate, kids see their parents actions and emulate, thus a sick virus of ignorance.

It took two 12th grade students to prove what idiots school officials are. They may not think of it the way i do but these two guys made a small difference in the world. My Hero's!

The Dreaded Teen Bands

There are a few bands out there right now that I despise…actually I should not say band, I should say music, I despise their music. Panic and the Disco being the one I despise the most, just because I genuinely think its shit music. I just do not get it and it is not very catchy…at least for me. I know the teens love them, but they also love Paris Hilton and MTV so that’s not really saying much.

Fall Out Boy, Maroon 5, and My Chemical Romance seem to be a slight exception for me. I genuinely cannot handle all three of these bands but they have caught my ear with a few songs here and there.

Maroon 5: I cannot stand the Adam Levine. He comes off rather pretentious and pompous at times, and as many know, I do not handle arrogance very well. It instantly turns me off and I refuse to give anyone a chance after that.

I was in a car when a friend was playing Maroon 5’s first cd. It is hard to resist a funky beat with a great hook and unfortunate for me, Maroon 5 is drowning in funk and hooks. I dug the songs, “Harder to Breathe” and “This Love” (which makes me want to dance like a white person) and I hated the, “She will be loved” song. God that was absolutely HORRIBLE.

Their new CD has one really funky song that I can’t get enough of and I hate that. It is called “Wake Up Call.” Man, talk about a song that you cannot help but move to. The same friend who showed me the first CD showed me this song as well. My mother is obsessed with it and one drunken night when I was driving both of them home; my mother played this song 5 times in a row. I was instantly sucked into it.

Fall Out Boy: That music just makes my skin crawl, because this band is brainwashing people into believe this is actual music when it is not. It amateurish and that is why it is so popular with teens. I have no hope for the youth in this world, they flock to whatever is “in” that month and make it huge, which then only give these so called “bands” huge egos, and they start to believe their own hype. Today’s youth have no ability to think for themselves, it is pathetic. Real music, like “The Decemberist,” “Beirut,” “The Dresden Dolls,” and “Interpol” barely get airplay or recognition. Have a beat looking tool of a bass player named “Pete Wentz” and “OMG, their like the best band ever!”

Why is Pete Wentz the face of Fall Out Boy and always front and center when all he does is play bass?

The lead singer for Fall Out Boy who wears the hat, I am so in love with him. I love that, “This ain’t a scene it’s a arms race,” song, it’s fucking catchy I’ll give them that. What got me the most about that song was “hat guy’s” singing he just blew me away. I’m a sucker for guys who can wail and boy does he have a set of pipes. He probably has more talent running through his veins then that ugly bastard Pete Wentz, but because he is the “hunk” of the band, “hat guy” takes the back seat.

Someone please explain the appeal of “Pete Wentz” that guy is fucked up looking and dresses like a 15 year old girl. The makeup…come on dude, you are not that cool to be wearing eye liner, you look like a fool.

My Chemical Romance: I think Heroin was their drug of choice. I cannot stand this band, I really cannot. Especially with this concept album, jesus Christ, a bunch of fucking nerdy ass dungon and dragons geeks trying to be musicians. I am so tired of it, seriously. Where is Trent Reznor when you fucking need him? Chris Daughtry rocks harder than these guys and he was on American Idol, pretty sad. Also, he pulls off the make up thing (even though I hate it) a lot better. The Black Parade just came off as trying a little too hard. Again, “The Decemberist” are much better at concept albums and story telling through music than these armatures.

I will however say, that “Helena” when Gerald wails towards the end, sucked me in and I admit I dig that song. That was the only one and I have not listened to that CD. The Black Parade has one good song out of the two I have heard from the album, actually it’s a really good song and I hate to admit that. I was watching A&E and they were advertising for “The Sopranos” while the clips were showing they had this very theatrical song playing and I immediately said, “Who the hell is this.” Come to find, it is My Chemical Romance. I hated myself for liking it, and then liking it even more when they sampled Liza Minnelli on the track. I will give them those songs but that is it, and I refuse to purchase the CDs just for the songs.

They suck live too, which is a huge factor in me liking a band.

Is it too much to ask for some decent music with real musicians who do not have to create and image to sell their music. Is it too much to ask the music to sell it’s self?

Babies!

Pseudocyesis also known as false pregnancy, can cause many of the signs and symptoms associated with pregnancy, and can resemble the condition in every way except for fetal presence. Other names include - spurious pregnancy, feigned pregnancy, imaginary pregnancy, hysterical pregnancy, phantom pregnancy and grossesse nerveuse ("mental pregnancy"). John Mason Good coined the term pseudocyesis from the Greek words pseudes (false) and kyesis (pregnancy) in 1923. False pregnancy is common in many mammals and is a method of providing milk for the group's offspring, most often cats, dogs, and rabbits.

I was reading about Lisa Montgomery’s defense strategy, and of course, they are using the Insanity defense claiming Lisa has Pseudocyesis. This does not make sense because the women planned her crime months prior to actually committing it. Not mention I do not think it has ever been documented that a women suffering from Pseudocyesis has an urge to cut out a live baby from a live human to justify their lies about being pregnant. It’s all rather convenant if you ask me.

I am so glad that I do not suffer from this mental disease because I think I might just end my life. I was raised around my teenage (14-16) cousins who were having babies. I am Hispanic which means we do not hire babysitters we just make the younger cousins watch our kids. That was me, until I hit 16, then I was officially done being a second parent. This is what I always felt like. I knew more about raising kids when I was 10, then knowing what being a 10 year old was like. My life of raising and taking care of children are over. I have no desire to be a mother, in fact the thought of being called “mom” kind of creeps me out. To have a disease where you believe you are pregnant, and so much that your body starts reacting like it is pregnant, is far too creepy for me.

Thank god for the little sanity I have.

Oh My God!

The Greatest of all Great things just happened! Surf, has been with a women in the past. He likes girls!!! I'm so flipn jazzed you have no idea!!! 6 years of wondering if he had ever dated a women, 6 years of wondering if he was gay. 6 years of no information on this guys love like and he slips a little comment like, "Oh yeah i use to date this girl who lived in Minn. and i would go up there to Lake Mintaka." I nearly shit a brick, you have no idea.

Today is my personal revolutionary day!!!!

What Contacts really hide

Every time i see a celebrity wearing contacts and its not a normal thing for them to do, (britney, and courtney love) i always think, "Stoned." Here is the thing, i smoke pot and when i occasionally go out in public i put a pair of contacts in. They hide dialated pupls, and make your eyes appear wider and alive. When you stoned your always paranoid other people know your stoned, which is why i put the contacts in. Paris Hilton is always wearing contacts because the chick is a fucking stoner! Just thought i'd let people know.

Go away Church People!

Freedom of Speech, is this a new concept for people? Am i the only one who knows about it?



From AP: Kathy Griffin won an Emmy last weekend and it seems that her acceptance speech did not go over well with Catholic League President Bill Donohue. Who can frankly kiss my ass. E's telecast will not air her full speech, because she said this:

In her speech, Griffin said that "a lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus."

She went on to hold up her Emmy, make an off-color remark about Christ and proclaim, "This award is my god now!"

Catholic League President Bill Donohue, who called them a "vulgar, in-your-face brand of hate speech."

This Bill Donohue, needs to kill over and shut the fuck up. Please explain to me where the hate is. I seem to remember the Pope stating Homosexuals were evil and sinners, why was his speech aired. It was dripping in hate, and intolerance, and blasphemy. God supposedly loves all his children, yet the pope is saying God hates the Homosexuals. I'm confused, what is Christ love again?

Hey Bill Donohue, you stupid fuck, why not focus your angry triads on the your priest who like to fuck small children. Maybe that would be a better crusade then little ol Kathy Griffin.

E channel, you guys are motherfucking pussies and i am boycotting your channel. You people are promoting censorship, homophobia, and intolerance. Shame on all of you.

Is it wrong that i love this!

This video pretty much sums up everything i hate about Kanye "Whinny bitch" West. For the record, the Moonman, is no Grammy. Just thought i'd let that out.

My VMA Break Down

I finally watched the VMA's last night and needless to say, i was un-impressed, annoyed, frustrated and irritated with MTV and Timberland. I was left wanting more and thinking, "what the fuck is this mess of a show."

MTV, has a lot of explaining to do because they hyped that Britney Performance to the limit and then some. Who was in charge of supervising her performance, because if she performed in rehearsal as she did on the actual show, which by the way she did, they showed clips of her rehearsing and it looked like an exact copy. I would have scrapped that shit in a heart beat. Sat dear Britney down and said, "Look your just not ready yet, get your shit together and maybe next year we can do something." Then on to plan B. Now a days with Britney you should always have a plan B.

I dug that song "Smack That" by Akon and i wish to god they would have aired the entire song.

The audio from the performance suites was way, way off and i could barely hear the Foo Fighters, which was another disappointment.

Ceelo, singing "Darlin Nikki" was another disappointment because we only got to hear the tail end of a great song and he looked like he was into it. I love that song! I wanted to hear that song with the Foo Fighters and CeeLo from beginning to end.

Maroon 5, but it really was only Adam. Just like Akon i wanted to hear the entire song because frankly and i hate to admit this but that song is funky! I love it, and yes i hate that i love it.

Fall out Boy, i hate that band, i truly do, it's not my kind of music. However they won me over with that, "This ain't and scene it's an arm race" song, i don't know the name of it because frankly it's not important, what is important is the fact that the song is genuinely good and again i was disappointed in two ways: 1. I only again heard the tail end of the song. 2. Way too many people on the mike, it was an utter mess.

Gym class hero's, i loved their acceptance drink! When they performed their "We have to take our clothes off" song, i feel in love with the lead singer of Fall Out Boy, that guy can SING and i will forever respect him for having pipes like that.

Chris Brown, made me feel like i was 16 again, watching N'SYNC and Britney dance their lives away and put on amazing shows. I loved everything he did, and i didn't mind that he was lip syncing, because he was, and he's not very good at it. I also loved how they brought Rihanna out even though i HATE that "Ella Ella" song, "Umbrella." Thank God for Chris Brown!

Justin, Timbaland, 50 Cent, and T.I. looked like they were just having a good time being themselves. I dug their performances and their interactions with everyone and each other. It just looked like a genuinely good time with a bunch of guys who could have huge egos but showed no signs of them.

Kanye "Fucking Loser" West. I fast forwarded every one of his performances and even when he came on stage trying to appear tough. The guy secrets ego in everything he does and it comes off so contrived and sad. Sad, that he thinks he has to play this role to get famous and respect. When reality people can't stand to hear anything that comes out of his mouth, because its pathetic and shows the lack of brain activity he has.

Sarah Silverman, i have seen her be funnier than that. The only piece i liked was of course the Kanye "fucking loser" West joke.

Shia Labeouf, looking hot and sexy as usual. God, any day is a good day when you have a sexy beast like Shia.

Rihanna, i really loved that she performed that song with Fall Out Boy, that was genius! Though again wish i could have heard the whole thing. Also, i think Rihanna is prettier with out the loads of makeup, at the VMA's that was by far the prettiest i have ever seen her.

Jamie Fox, is another one who is way into himself because he won one Oscar! He needed to shut the fuck up last night! Seriously, i felt for Jennifer and if it was me i would have walked off stage and let Jamie make a fool of himself. The guy is not funny.

Alicia Keys! Thank someone for Alicia Keys, seriously. That song has forever changed my life, i have been listening to it over and over again all day today. She sang the hell out of that song, looked hot and not only that but she broke out George Michael. I fucking love her and she by far had the best performance of the night. Thank you Alicia Keys for bringing the hope back into MUSIC!!

Timbaland, what the fuck were you thinking, that Linkin Park performance was dreadful. I couldn't hear one word and the Blondie dude look like he was straining every cord in his throat to get that sound out. It was good, really. Also, what the hell were you thinking when you decided to have 20 sec performances, how was that a good idea. I'm highly disappointed, highly.

Tommy and Kid, i have words for you. You guys are grown ass men, who scary as it is, have children. Set a fucking example and be the mature ones. Fighting is so high school.

MTV = Sell Out.

Does it even make sense that MTV still has the VMA’s? MTV barely shows music videos any more, and if they do, it is during the hours people are normally sleeping.

Remember when MTV was innovative, when they would show videos that people did not want aired. They have gone soft now, fucking pussies, showing shit shows like “Sweet 16” and the dreaded “Hills” show. How hypercritical to award, awards for something MTV does not even partake in anymore…Music. MTV 2 has even sold out, all they have is Subterranean, and they barely show that!

It is pretty pathetic when I’m watching the LOGO channel for upcoming artist because they seem to be the only legit station that actually plays legit music. MTV went down hill when they got rid of Carson Daily, and now it takes 4-5 people to do what he did alone.

The VMA’s have sucked hard core for a while now; the last good show was when Chris Rock was hosting. The worst show ever was when P Diddy tried (I use that term loosely) to host. That show was the most self-absorbed show I have ever seen. P.Diddy obviously was confused when they asked him to host, because I am sure they did not say, “Hey Diddy, why don’t you come up with your own variety show where you can once again for the thousandth time pay tribute to BIG.” Get over it fucker!

I am a hardcore VMA fan I have been watching the VMA’s since Janet Jackson performed “Black Cat.” I think I was 7. She changed my life with that performance and I have not missed one since. These days I have to force myself to watch them. I usually end up taping it and watching it the next day so I can fast forward through all the bullshit awards (quadruple threat, you kidding right, Justin is not that great of an actor) and just check out whatever lame performances. Out of however many performers they have usually only two are ever good.

I feel genuinely bad for today’s youth because MTV is killing Music. Music is art but with people like Kanye, and P.Diddy, and Britney Spears influencing today’s youth, I am afraid the art in music is obsolete and now just superficial ways to sell materialistic bullshit and create super egos who think their artists. I am ashamed for MTV, I really am.

I leave you all with the very wise words of Justin Timberlake:

Timberlake said: "I want to challenge MTV to play more videos!"

Amen!

Warning: Looney below!

I'm lost for words, i truely am. I saw this on DLISTED and all i could do was drop my jaw and view in utter horror. I've heard about Britney fans being a little "coo coo, coo coo" but this is beyond insanity, this is someone who is not living in reality.

He talks about Perez and all the negative things he's says about the Britster. You know kid, if you can't handle a person's opinion then don't read it. Also, every time you go to Perez's site, your putting money in his pocket, your adding to his popularity and giving him more reason to trash Britney. Think before you act.

Tokyo, obviously has no personal space issues...

I'm sorry to the Tokyo natives but this shit is straight nasty! That water...i can't even think about it because i will vomit. I don't like public pools as it is, but this shit is INSANE. What happens if someone starts drowning, you can't see if they do. This is a serious saftey issue.

If there is anyone i hate more than Paris Hilton its...

The rapper with the insanely large ego wrote an idolizing song about Jay-Z on his new album and now he’s saying really nice things about Justin Timberlake.

“My biggest inspiration and biggest competition is Justin Timberlake,” Kanye tells the October issue of XXL magazine. “He’s the only other person that gets an across-the-board response and respect level - black radio, white radio. If Justin hadn’t come out and killed the game, I can’t say that my album, singles and videos would be on the same level that they’re on.”

“We push each other,” says West. “I look at me and Justin like Prince and Michael Jackson in their day.”

“I feel like my lyrics are, if not THE, then equal to, the realest lyrics out,” he says. “I connected with so many people without talkin’ about guns and drugs. … It’s harder to go to work 365 days than shoot a person in one day.”

“… When people come up to you like, ‘That was really good,’ you’re supposed to play stupid, like, ‘Wow, you really think so?’ Because people can’t really handle the truth,” he continues. “But I am the truth. I’d rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I’m not.”

God can we Please just permanently GAG Kanye West, NOW!!!
I don’t know how much more of this delusional bullshit he spouts without any sign of competence or intelligence I can take.

You had one good album that was full of real shit, that gave you popularity. Now where was it ever said that you were the best, of best and everyone should treat you like you are. You then went and created a little song "Gold Diggers" with Jamie Fox that frankly was the biggest pile of shit I had ever heard, and contridicts this "writing real shit." That song was straight commercial and there was nothing real about it.

Though I must admit, I was mildly amused at yours and Jaime’s bigger than your head egos performing this song live. Where you people would walk out in some suit that you felt made you look like some baller performer, and you performed with the arrogance of someone who has been huge in the business for 50 years. All i could think was, "So sad because there are millions of people who have your talent and would use it and appreciate it more than you ever could."

It was all very comical, like watching a little girl plays dress up in mommies clothes and then tries to kiss daddy like the one mommy does because they do not understand their limitations, or that this behavior is inappropriate.

You’re a little girl Kanye, and I know that the little girl in you brought out the little girl in Jaime and you guys played doctor with each other. Fact!

Kanye you appeal to teenagers, who care about nothing more than the new cell phone, and whatever else the media brainwashes them into making a trend. They don’t care about music, they just like what everyone else likes. If someone tells them to buy the Kanye West album, their going to do it. Not because it’s actually good, but because it’s what is hip. If they don't get it, god they will just die of embarassment and all their friends will hate them and not be friends with them anymore. It's not like they will actually listen to it or be deeply effected by it, and if they are WOW! That says a lot about your fans, because me personally i can't get past your unnecassary arrogance to even care about what your rapping about.

You have to go through some ridiculous pubic tirade to sell your record…and I guarantee you will not transcend time. In fact I promise you will not. Prince since the 80’s that is over 3 decades, you’ve been around how long and you have the nerve to compare yourself to someone of his magnitude.

You’re a fucking loss cause who really doesn’t deserve all that you have. At one point we all felt for you because of your accident and now it seems like its all made up and you’ve taken a negative to a positive and then had it plummet to a negative again and now we just see you as a joke with a fucked up face.

Yes, Brandi C. I’m making fun of a disability but it’s not like he’s in a fucking wheel chair okay, then man makes millions and says stupid shit so he’s fair game

KANYE DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
P.S. I DIG JUSTIN, BUT THERE IS NO WAY I WOULD EVER COMPARE HIM TO MJ AND PRINCE…TWO DIFFERENT MINDSETS AND PRIORITIES.

Not even trying...

This is a recent pic of Johhny (John Mayer is the poor mans Johnny Depp) at Cannes. I love that this is a candid, because its fucking hot. He doesn't even have to try, he just is SEXY!

RIP: Popcorn. He never saw it coming.

CINCINNATI (AP) - A man who shows snakes and other reptiles at schools, festivals and libraries says a boy who told the man he hated snakes stomped and killed the man's 10-foot-long python. Scott Braunstein said he was showing Popcorn, a nonpoisonous albino Burmese python, Sunday at the St. Bernadette Festival near Cincinnati.

"The next thing I know ... the kid raises his leg and stomps down on the snake's head," Braunstein said. "The snake started convulsing."
Braunstein said he saw a man grab the child and say, "This is why I don't take you anywhere," before disappearing.

"I've never, never, had anything like that happen," said Braunstein, who operates House of Reptiles, based in Dry Ridge, Ky.
Braunstein's collection includes alligators, lizards, spiders and frogs. For two years, Braunstein's animals have been featured in a petting zoo at the festival.

"Scott's business is to educate people about reptiles, and his goal is for people to learn to appreciate rather than fear the reptiles that share this planet with us," said Dan Meakin, who founded All Creatures Animal Hospital in Amelia, Ohio.

First and formost find that fucking kid and stomp on his mothefucking head. Unacceptable! Who are these parents! I can't handle stories like this, because if the parent had a tight leash on this crazy bastard than Popcorn would still be alive. What is more concerning is that this fucked up kid is harboring some serial killer tendencies. Killing animals with no remorse is the first step into a future of killing. Way to go parents!

I had two ball pythons and a close relative had a bermese albanio python. I was deathy scared of snakes until Amy had me hold one of the ball pythons. I fell in love instantly. They were the sweetest snakes and would give me kisses on my cheeks, and they just chilled with you, i loved them. Its disheartening to hear that this kid was all "I hate snakes" when he probably never met one. I do wish people would get beyond stereotypes and just handle one snake, i promise you'll enjoy it and you might go out and purchase one of your own. They are really special animals. I promise

93 year charged with Cocaine Trafficking

William C. Tinnen was arrested Thursday during a raid at 204 Teel St., police said in a news release issued today. Police spokeswoman Kammie Michael said she assumed police had a tip that drug activity was taking place there.
In addition to trafficking, Tinnen is charged with possession of cocaine with the intent to sell or deliver, possession of drug paraphernalia and maintaining a dwelling for the sale of drugs. Officers also confiscated three firearms from the house.

Oh man let the man go, seriously. They guy probably has health insurance! You know what that means right? No? Oh i'll tell you what that means:

William C Tinnen looks like a guy who needs medication on a regular basis, the guy is 93 years old it's only natural. So if he needs meds then he has health insurance which then means he's probably hundreds of thousand of dollars in debit. Thats what health insurance does for you, it's doesn't provide you with anything useful for your daily means...i mean they do for an insane fee.

Most of the time they just refuse to help you even though you probably shell out hundreds of dollars a month to them. So now you have to live your life constantly making money to pay for your medical bills and percriptions because your health insurance doesn't cover the med you need. Whats a 93 year old man to do, no company is going to hire him, that would be too much a of a liability.

Drugs, thats always the solution for money. Look at the pharamcutical companies, they make bank on selling shit for shit causes, like restless leg syndrome, or how bout the HIV meds that just cause other serious side effects that you need to take more meds for that only cause more side effects. Its a vicious cycle that the government and pharamacutical companies are banking on. There is no age limit to traffic drugs and i'm sure you make great money doing it, because business is never slow, supply and demand people.

So in my theroy, if William C Tinnen is being punished for something the Government gets away with should we really be punishing him?

This is all speculation William C Tinnen could be a drug addict for all i know, i just thought it was an interesting idea.

Why Backstreet Boys, Why?

I make it a point to know a little bit about everything! This means that i have subjected my mind to the most intolerable crap out there. I've seen Cadet Kelly and Dude Where's My Car! I have sacrificed hours of my life to junk TV just to have a little more useless knowledge. My motto "how do you know you don't like it if you've never tried it?"

I saw 5 minutes of High School Musical and changed the channel. I'm a hard core Grease fan have been since the age of 6 and there is no way i could respectfully sit through the mess that is High School Musical and call myself a Grease Fan.

So any way, I broke down and listened to the Backstreet Boys "Inconsolable." SNORE!!! Its absolutely "Intolerable!" Get it? All seriousness, it's really really mediocre and so early 90's. So sad boys who can't grow up and living in a world i call, "Use to be" as in "This kind of music USE TO BE the rage" but not anymore. The fans have grown up to like "The Pussycat Dolls" and shit "EMO" bands, their not into this sappy poor me trying to be a love song, songs. Grow up and see the bigger picture Backstreet, your time has come and now it's time to move on. Take a fucking cue from the one who left the band. Retire!

Inconsolable sounds exactly like their last single, "Incomplete." Time to get a new formula fella's

Is it Real?

I come from a family of pot smoking hippies! My uncle just emailed me this, i died laughing.