What Contacts really hide

Every time i see a celebrity wearing contacts and its not a normal thing for them to do, (britney, and courtney love) i always think, "Stoned." Here is the thing, i smoke pot and when i occasionally go out in public i put a pair of contacts in. They hide dialated pupls, and make your eyes appear wider and alive. When you stoned your always paranoid other people know your stoned, which is why i put the contacts in. Paris Hilton is always wearing contacts because the chick is a fucking stoner! Just thought i'd let people know.