“In Iran we don’t have homosexuals like in your country. In Iran we do not have this phenomenon. I don’t know who’s told you that we have this.”
Mother Nature told us Bitch!!!! As if Homosexuality is some common disease, right. Have you ever heard of scientist Mahmoud? What a stupid, stupid comment to make at NYU! I'm lost for words i really am. Like where do you get your facts from or your research from. I know why you think you have no homosexuals, its because you kill anyone who is. Your creating your own holocaust man, your the modern day Hilter!
Two things will happen, First, George Bush will feel insulted that Iran is basically saying America creates homosexuals and will then find "weapons of mass destruction" which will inevitably result in another war to exterminate the evil do'ers...again. Watch out Mahmoud, you say what happened to Saddam, hey i know maybe call up Osama, see where he's chillin. I guarantee American soldiers will never find you.
Second, George Bush will ask Muhmoud to take him under his wing and explain how to rid America of the evil do'er homosexuals. Yeah, that is right, George Bush will be the American Hitler and kill all the homosexuals, all in the name of America, and God and most importantly, Money! He'll keep a few famous homo's like Tom Cruise because he's so America, and parade him around as if he was a dinosaur skeleton.
"Look kids, a real life homo, i bet you never thought you'd see one them ever, huh? Good ol Bush, he got rid of them but knew they would be a part of history so he saved some and keeps them locked up in glass cases so we can all ohh and ahh over them. Be careful though little Jimmy, you don't want to touch them cause you could get AIDS, or the homosexuality will rub off and you could be a homo and then we would have to kill you because homo's are bad!"
Poor Iran, i mean they don't get the pleasure of going to 5 gay pride parades in one month. They will never understand the beauty that was Queer as Folk. They won't ever get to join PFLAG, or go to a white party EVER! I feel bad for Iran because any place that doesn't have Homosexuals, is a lonely, dark and frigid place. It will never be a happy place to visit or live in, because there are no Homosexuals to inspire: hope, love, inner strength, and fashion!
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