I live in La which means: I’m the person sitting behind your car waiting for your ass to find the god damn gas pedal so you can move your god damn car because the light is GREEN!! Yeah the one honking and screaming, “Come on people BIG ONE on THE RIGHT!!!!” That’s me! I have no patience and I get frustrated too easily, especially when really simple things, like merging on the freeway, are turned into a difficult obstacle course of chickens with their heads chopped off. I like to think of my self as a peaceful person, but man, can LA just suck the soul out of you and turns you into a “raging lunatic.” Do yourself a favor and stay far away from the soulless city of Los Angeles.
California do the world a favor and break off the US and disappear! Seriously, take all of hollywood too!
I come from a family of pot smoking hippies! My uncle just emailed me this, i died laughing.
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