Actual photo of Santa Clarita
"Little Boxes on the Hill side Little Boxes full of ticky tack..."
Santa Clarita: Home of the ruddest, racists, materilistic, wastes of space you'll ever meet.
My roommate “Two Times” recently went back home to Minn. She tells me that when ever she goes back the first thing her extended family asks is, “Have you seen any movie stars.” “Two Times” has said that most people who do not live in California always assume that you will see a star every time your walk out of your house.
Hate to break to everyone who does not live in California but I was born and raised in Los Angeles, going on 24 years now. Here in my 24 years of life are all the stars I have seen or met:
Rosanne Barr – Not very friendly
Lark Voorhies aka Lisa Turtle – Also not very friendly
Damon Waynes – Passed by him
Ellen – VERY COOL
Alice Cooper – Waited with him along with other for baggage at airport
Ashton Kutcher – Very funny and VERY NICE
Danny Masterson – Very Personable
Topher Grace – Not friendly
The rest of the cast of “That 70’s Show” – everyone except Mila Kunis, she left right at curtain call
The guy who played the rich kid in Cool Runnings – Held the door open for us
Danny Dvito – Ameoba records he was looking for Rita his wife but he was so little he couldn’t see over the aisle he bumped into me looking for her in the Blues Section.
Emett from Queer as Folk – He was in a parade
Malcolm Jamal Warner – Don’t really remember him I was like 7
Charlie Sheen – Just saw him at a dodger game
The hot black guy from CSI original – He came to a screeching halt at a stop light in his Porsche.
Jorge Garcia aka Hurly from Lost – Totally the most awesome guy you will ever meet.
I recently just saw Lynne Spears at a drive thru for Coffee Bean. She was irritating me, to the max. She pulled up to the drive thru order box and after she ordered she drove about 7 inches, stopped for about 30 seconds to pull out her phone. Then after she got her coffee and it was my turn to pull up she decided to move about 7 inches and then stop to adjust something or other and after another 45 seconds she decided to move after I shouted, “Come Lady figure it out.”
For the record I can not be sure it was her but it had all the symptoms of her.
1. Driving in Santa Clarita – Her daughters show Zoey 101 is filmed out here
2. Driving a White Range Rover – I’ve seen the younger daughter and Lynne photographed in a white Range Rover
3. Hair – Had the mid length mom do with bangs, brown
4. Eyes – Had those same sunglasses she always wears
5. Wrinkles and mouth – had the same wrinkles around her mouth.
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