Who are these people!

Up until now i thought i had seen the most ridiculous waste of money; Paris Hilton. I must have spoke to soon because i rec'd this email and this is by far the most ridiculous waste of money:

The first and last are what get me the most. First one, how in the world do you function with fake ass nails like that? Last one, you look like a bear claw, its strange and not appealing. I feel as though you may attack me at any given moment with your fake ass toe nails. Who gets acrylics on their toe nails...honestly?

At least Paris is entertaining to watch, i mean come on tell me hearing Paris Hilton claim "she has never done a drug in her life" didn't make you fall off your couch with histerical laughter! I still laugh about it every time i see her ugly mug.