Scott Baio is 45 and STUPID!

Ugh! I so can not stand the Chach'ster! I've seen his ridiculous show two times, i can't fucking handle it man. Talk about a guy who is living in a land I call "coo, coo." The guy is so out there, like he's fucked all brains cells away, idiot! Scott Baio is a fucking WHORE! Scratch that i just checked Dictionary.com, which by the way is very sexiest, and Scott Baio would be more of a fucking WHOREHOUND!

Normally i wouldn't waste time on the Chach'ster but i came upon this Gem of an Interview at ONTD. Here are the brainless words of Scott Baio:

"Scott admitted that he'd banged “less attractive” chicks because it was his way of “giving back.”

"Scott told Howard how he would finger a smelly girl and then subtly get the girl to smell his finger."

"Scott said he goes out with his buddies a lot, and when they tire of the chase, they “go ugly early,” which means taking home a less attractive girl early instead of sticking around later in order to snag the hot ones."

"In the same interview he confessed that Heather Locklear was the greatest lover he has ever had, hands down. He rated some of his lovers on a scale of 1 to 10 - Denise Richards:3, Beverly D'angelo:10, Liza Minelli:7, Melissa Gilbert:10."

Is he even human? I don't get why women cream themselves for an ugly fucker like Scott Baio. I mean i swear to god i thought he was a fag! I hate this guy i truely do. He doesn't get it, has no clue what it is like to be human. Thats tragic but his own damn fault. Scott Baio needs to grow the fuck up and move on with his sad pathetic lonely life! Your never going to be happy and married with kids, because your fucking 12 Baio and 12 year olds have no concept of marriage and raising kids. Your a loser, so accept it and get the fuck off TV!

Side Note: Scott Baio totally looks like this guy i barely dated, who coincidently was fucking me (i use the term fucking loosely) and some 18 year old. Sound familiar? I call him "The Charalton" and i have to see three times a week. I think also deep down he's a fag, if you knew him and they way he acts chummy with his "friend" who also seems a little too "femy" for a guy you would think so to. Plus he had a real difficult time getting it up, said it was because he had previously taken viagra like a few months prior and it fucked him up. The guy was cute, but a child in mind. Oh and he owned The Backstreet Boys and N'SYNC cd's, i grew up with guys who owned those cd's and they both grew up to become fudge packing queers! God Bless them!