Vodka Enema's.
Why such a thing exists? Well, our rising new generation are tired of being caught drinking underage by the smell on their hot stinky breath. Has anyone not heard of brushing your teeth or i don't know a mint?
So the brilliant youth that seems to out number every other age group has decided that shooting Vodka up their asses is a whole lot better than shooting it down their throats. Teenagers! They get drunk and they don't have the heavy reminder on their tongue, thus, a win, win situation.
First off, vodka is like an Alcoholics dream because it doesn't smell on you. I mean the worst is you'll come home smelling like a potato. Second, can you really drink with company around when you got your ass in the air, and your trying to fit an enema tube in your anal hole?
Its obviously a two man operation, do you really want to make Vodka Enema's a social gathering of friends, i think not. So here you are by yourself trying to get this tube in your ass and then figure out a way to pour the vodka in the funnel while keeping it upright with your ass in the air.
This isn't the first I have heard of people putting liquid in their asses besides the proper way for using an enema. I read a book once called "You'll never make love in this town again" and i believe it was Vanna White's husband who was a bit too freaky diky dutch for my liking.
Vanna, likes to have sex with the ladies and her husband enjoys it as well, he enjoys it so much that he forces these young prostitutes and his wife to put their asses in the air, slip an enema tube in their ass, and gets them ready for "HOT COFFEE ENEMA's," as he likes to call them.
This from what i read is not as pleasurable as say vodka enemas, these ladies were forced to hold in this hot coffee for as long as the sick fuck wanted them too. He got off on them struggling to hold it in and then finally letting it go along with other stuff. It's just sick!
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